How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill

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Parents of the world rejoice! This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage, packed with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you're bound to succeed! Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting! Choose a personal trauma style--controlling, indulgent, and more! Funny gifts for mom's and dad's day!

Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages Written by Knock Knock